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when some jerk pokes you with a knife while you're getting your rocks off
I was eating cereal and got jackshanked by my cousin.
He got jackshanked during a Zoom call.
She was watching cat videos and got stabbed mid-sit.
Jackshanked
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you get stabbed while you're doing your business
He got jackshanked in the bathroom at school.
She was taking a dump and got stabbed.
I got jackshanked during a lunch break.
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you get stabbed while you're showing off your junk
He got jackshanked in the gym.
She was showing off and got stabbed.
I got jackshanked while flexing.
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you get stabbed while you're being a total idiot
He got jackshanked during a math test.
She got stabbed while making a fool of herself.
I got jackshanked while talking nonsense.
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you get stabbed while you're doing something stupid
He got jackshanked during a dance party.
She got stabbed while trying to be cool.
I got jackshanked while trying to impress a girl.
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you get stabbed while you're being a total fool
He got jackshanked in the cafeteria.
She got stabbed while making a mess.
I got jackshanked while talking to myself.