Jackscrew

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A stupid person who talks way too much, thinking they're smart, but everyone can see they're just a brainless idiot.

Hey, Jackscrew, did you even finish school or just took a nap during the test?

Man, Jackscrew went on for 10 minutes about how the sky is blue, but it's obviously just a giant dome.

Jackscrew tried to explain quantum physics like it was a math problem. It wasn't. It's just dumb.

A total waste of time and space. Talks nonstop about how smart they are, but their brain is as empty as a microwave.

Jackscrew spent 20 minutes telling us the Earth is flat, and it's not even funny.

Jackscrew called me a ‘simpleton’ for not knowing what a jack screw is. I looked it up. It’s just a dumb tool.

Jackscrew was bragging about their IQ, but they couldn’t even spell ‘intelligent’.

A loud, annoying person who acts like they're the smartest person in the room, but everyone knows they're just a loud mouth with no brains.

Jackscrew screamed at the teacher for 5 minutes about how the moon is made of cheese. It's not. It's just dumb.

Jackscrew tried to explain how the internet works, but they didn’t even know what the internet was.

Jackscrew called me a ‘numbskull’ for not knowing what a jackscrew is. I looked it up. It’s just a dumb tool.

A brainless person who talks nonstop, thinking they're smart, but everyone can see they're just a total idiot.

Jackscrew talked for 10 minutes about how the sun is made of soup. It's not. It's just a hot ball.

Jackscrew called me a ‘moron’ for not knowing the answer to the question they asked. I didn’t even know they asked a question.

Jackscrew tried to explain gravity like it was a video game. It's not. It's just dumb.

A total idiot who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, but their brain is just a hole.

Jackscrew told me the moon was made of cheese. I told them it wasn’t. They still didn’t get it.

Jackscrew tried to explain calculus like it was a lullaby. It’s not. It’s just confusing.

Jackscrew was bragging about their IQ, but they didn’t even know what IQ meant.

A loud, dumb person who talks about how smart they are, but everyone can see they're just a brainless annoyance.

Jackscrew screamed at the class for 10 minutes about how the sky is a dome. It's not. It's just a big blue blanket.

Jackscrew called me a ‘dumbass’ for not knowing what a jackscrew is. I looked it up. It’s just a dumb tool.

Jackscrew tried to explain the universe like it was a math test. It’s not. It's just dumb.