jacksboro

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a godforsaken hole of a town where all the adults do is drink, smoke, and chase anything that moves. mostly the first two.

I went to Jacksboro last week. I came back with a hangover and a new nickname: 'The Drunken Wrecking Ball.'

My cousin got laid in Jacksboro. He still hasn’t stopped talking about it.

Jacksboro is like a bar fight that never ends. And you’re in it.

the football team from Jacksboro, Texas. rumor has it they all have huge dongs, and they use them to block people.

I tried to date a Jacksboro football player. He blocked me. Literally.

My brother plays for the team. He says the whole team has a secret club called 'The Dick Division.'

They say if you get on the Jacksboro team, you’ll never be able to sit down again.