Jacksaphobia

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A crazy fear of Jackson Loomis that makes you poop your pants just thinking about him.
I saw a picture of Jackson Loomis and I peed on the floor.
My dog ran away when I said Jackson Loomis.
I threw up in my cereal because of that guy.
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When you get so scared of Jackson Loomis, you think he's gonna come out of your TV and stab you.
I turned off my TV because I thought Jackson Loomis was inside it.
I hid under my bed screaming Jackson Loomis' name.
I drew a mustache on my dad's face because I thought he was Jackson Loomis.
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The worst kind of fear where Jackson Loomis is literally the devil in human form.
I refused to go to school because Jackson Loomis might be there.
I threw my lunch at my teacher because I thought it was Jackson Loomis.
I cried in the hallway because I saw a shadow that looked like Jackson Loomis.
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