Jacksafraidofbeans-phobia

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Being so scared of beans you’d rather punch a kid than eat one
I saw a bean and I ran out of the room like it was gonna eat me.
My mom made a bean soup and I threw my plate at the wall.
At school lunch, I had to eat a bean and I cried like a baby.
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When beans are your nemesis and you wish they’d just die already
I dream about beans at night and I wake up screaming.
I tried to eat a bean and it stared back at me like it was judging me.
I got a bean in my cereal and I threw the whole bowl out the window.
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You’re so mad at beans you’re gonna start a war just to get them out of your life
I drew a bean on my math test and got a zero.
I yelled at my brother for eating a bean in front of me.
I tried to kill a bean with a spoon and it just laughed at me.
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