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It’s the bush JackSucksAtLife peed on when he was so drunk and mad he forgot how to live.
I swear that bush knows all his secrets.
He peed on it like it owed him money.
That bush has more stories than his exes.
jacks wee wee bush
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The bush where JackSucksAtLife let out a tiny pee because he was too lazy to go all the way.
He just stood there like a fool and peed on it.
That bush is famous for being the first to hear his tiny wees.
He peed on it like it was his personal toilet.
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It’s the bush that JackSucksAtLife peed on so hard, it got a life of its own.
That bush is now a legend, and it pees back at him sometimes.
He peed on it so much, it started to talk to him.
The bush now has a tiny pee army.