Jack's Mannequin

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Andrew McMahon’s wild, super awesome side gig that makes Something Corporate look like a joke.

"I would trade my soul for a Jack's Mannequin shirt," said a guy who smells like old pizza.

"That band is like my ex and my therapist combined," said a girl who cried in math class.

"I listen to them instead of my mom," said a kid who still lives with his mom.

Andrew McMahon’s awesome side project that came out when he went back to his hometown and realized he left his childhood dog in the park.

"I got through middle school because of this album," said a kid who failed algebra.

"That album is my emotional support album," said a girl who cried during lunch.

"I would marry this band if they asked me," said a guy who still hasn’t asked his crush out.

The best band ever. Like, the best. Every 15-year-old girl’s dream come true. And also their nightmare if they’re stuck in a math class with them.

"I would date this band if they had a dating app," said a girl who has 200 boyfriends on Tinder.

"That band is like my ex and my crush together," said a guy who cried in gym class.

"I would move to their hometown just to see them live," said a kid who still lives with his parents.

Andrew McMahon’s side gig, but it’s spelled without an apostrophe because he’s too lazy to use one.

"I spelled it wrong on my test and got it right," said a kid who failed spelling.

"He’s like my teacher but with more hair," said a girl who still can’t spell 'mannequin'.

"He’s like my crush but with a guitar," said a guy who still hasn’t asked his crush out.

The perfect shade of dark blue. It’s so good, it might just be the reason you passed art class.

"I used this color for my masterpiece," said a kid who drew a cat wearing sunglasses.

"That’s the color of my soul," said a girl who failed science.

"It’s the color of my mom’s hair," said a kid who still lives with his mom.

A band that’s super awesome and also really sad because Andrew had leukemia and had to deal with that while writing songs.

"I cried during this album," said a girl who cried in math class.

"That band is like my ex and my doctor together," said a guy who still has a crush on his ex.

"I listened to this album instead of my mom," said a kid who still lives with his mom.

When you give someone muscle relaxants instead of a rufie and then you rape them while they’re still awake and can’t fight back.

"I did that to my crush and it worked," said a guy who still has a crush on his ex.

"That’s how I got through middle school," said a kid who still lives with his mom.

"I did that to my brother and he still hasn’t forgiven me," said a girl who cried in math class.