Jack's Mann

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A nickname for Jack's Mannequin, a band so good they make your face look like a f***ed-up emoji.
My mom said this band is better than my dad's hair.
I listened to them and cried like a baby at a pizza party.
My dog barked at the music and got a f***ing medal.
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Short for Jack's Mannequin, the best band since your grandpa learned how to f*** up a karaoke machine.
This band is so good, my math teacher started singing along.
I named my goldfish after them and it got famous.
They made my cousin quit his job to be a drummer.
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Jack's Mannequin, shortened, because they’re the f***ing reason you passed algebra and still got a bad haircut.
I listened to them and my algebra teacher gave me an A+
My dog now knows the lyrics and barks them.
I turned my grandma into a fan and she started a band.
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