Jack's Magic Beanstalk

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A giant hard-on that grows when you drink cheap beer and smoke bad weed.

My cousin’s magic beanstalk is 10 feet tall after one night of drinking and smoking.

I saw the principal’s magic beanstalk in the parking lot at 7 a. m.

That kid’s magic beanstalk was so big, it blocked the sun.

A penis that grows like a plant when you're too lazy to do your homework.

He got a D because his magic beanstalk was too busy growing.

My brother’s magic beanstalk was 20 feet tall and it was just 8 p. m.

The teacher saw the magic beanstalk and gave everyone extra homework.

A cock that shoots out of your pants when you’re too high to think straight.

His magic beanstalk shot out of his pants during the math test.

I saw the principal’s magic beanstalk in the hallway, and it was 12 feet tall.

The kid’s magic beanstalk was so big, the whole class got detention.

A giant penis that grows when you eat too much pizza and watch too much porn.

He ate three pizzas and watched four hours of porn, and now his magic beanstalk is huge.

The principal’s magic beanstalk came out of his office and scared the janitor.

The kid’s magic beanstalk was so big, it broke the ceiling.

A cock that gets longer every time you say a bad word.

He said 50 bad words and now his magic beanstalk is taller than the flagpole.

The teacher’s magic beanstalk came out when he yelled at the class.

My brother’s magic beanstalk got so long, it wrapped around the clock.

A penis that grows when you forget to do your chores and eat too much candy.

He forgot to do his chores and ate all the candy, so his magic beanstalk is 15 feet tall.

The principal’s magic beanstalk came out during the lunch break and scared everyone.

The kid’s magic beanstalk was so big, it made the ceiling shake.