jacks insanity

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a goddamn superhero DJ who spins tracks so good they make your brain explode and your pants fall off

I heard his mix and my dog started doing the Macarena

He made my ex come back just to yell at him

I listened to his set and my mom started singing along to a death metal song

like the best pizza ever, but it also has a PhD and it beats you up

He dropped a track and my cat started rapping

He played a song and my dad cried like a baby

I tried to copy his moves and now my legs are on fire

the kind of DJ who makes your face look like a sad emoji and then makes it happy again

He played a song and my dog started doing karate

His mix made my neighbor scream and throw a couch

I heard his beat and my mom started dancing like she was at a rave