jacks head

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A big thing that's as big as a truck.
That new car is the size of a jackhead.
He bought a house the size of a jackhead.
That pizza was the size of a jackhead.
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A person who thinks they're the best looking person ever and acts like they're rich even when they're broke. Their head is so big it gets stuck in doors. They smile like they just won the lottery, even when they're paying for it with ramen.
My cousin's a jackhead. He walked into a door and got stuck like a stuck pig.
She came in laughing like she just got a million bucks, but she's still living in her mom's basement.
He smiled like he just won the lottery, but he's still buying beer with nickels.
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When one of your boys is getting a blow job in a car by a woman. It's like a secret mission in a car.
My brother was in the car with some girl and it was like a secret mission.
He was getting a blow job in a car and I had to drive him home.
He got caught in the car with a girl and it was like a spy mission.
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When a girl gives a guy a blow job. It's like she's giving him a snack and he's eating it with his eyes closed.
She gave him a blow job like it was a snack.
He was eating a blow job like it was the best meal ever.
She gave him a blow job and he was in heaven.
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