Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A huge, meaty sausage that could split a man in two and still have time to laugh at him.

Bro, Jack's dick is like a meat tornado. I think it's gonna eat me.

That thing is so big, it could give a statue a boner.

I saw it once, and now I'm scared to go to the gym.

2

When a guy drinks so much he can't even get hard. It's like his brain is on vacation and his dick is stuck in traffic.

He drank 12 beers and still tried to flirt with the barista. Sad.

I watched him try to get it up and it was like watching a turtle race a sprinter.

He passed out before he even got to the second round.

3

Tiny, weak, and not worth the time. But his balls are like candy. Sweet and soft.

His dick is smaller than my mom's purse. Not even close.

He took 10 minutes to get it up, and I was already tired.

His balls are like marshmallows. Soft and sweet.

4

A guy who can't stop jerking off. He lives on porn and girlie magazines. A single cleavage can make him get hard.

He jerks off more than I eat snacks. It's a problem.

He got hard just looking at a soap opera. That's dedication.

He's like a dog. He'll jerk off to anything.

5

When your friend is messing with you. Like they're trying to make you crazy.

He said I was a chicken. I told him I'd fight him. He laughed.

He called me a baby. I told him I'd beat him up.

He told me I was a coward. I said I'd beat him to death.

6

When you talk to a guy while he's trying to pee. Like you're trying to ruin his day.

I walked up to him and said, 'Hey, did you lose your keys?' He was confused.

He was halfway done peeing and I started talking. He got mad.

He was trying to finish his business, and I interrupted him. He looked like a confused turtle.

7

Jack sucked my brother's cock and now he's bragging about it like it's a trophy.

He said, 'I'm the king of the cock-suckers.' I told him I was the queen.

He's been bragging about it for hours. He's like a kid with a new toy.

He said he'd do it again. I told him I'd beat him up.