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the dad who bolts when he sees a grandma with a nice ass
my dad left me for a grandma who looked like she could beat my mom up
he saw a grandma in a diner and forgot about me
he left me for a grandma who had a better tan than my mom
jacks dad
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when your kid slips in the shower and you punch him instead of pulling him up
my kid slipped and I hit him like he was a punch bag
he slipped and I gave him a face full of fist
he fell and I hit him like he was my enemy
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a huge hot guy with a six-pack who runs a tech company and probably smokes weed
he’s a tech boss and looks like he eats salad for breakfast
he’s rich, hot, and probably has a weed stash
he runs a company and has the body of a superhero
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he’s not real he vanished in 2008 and his wife turned into a guy and had a kid
he disappeared and his wife became a guy and had a kid
he went missing and his wife became a guy and got pregnant
he vanished and his wife became a guy and had a kid named jack
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when you hit a ball so hard it flies out of the park and everyone cheers
i hit a ball so hard it went over the fence
i hit a home run and the crowd went wild
i hit a ball so far it looked like it was going to space
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i hate jack harlow and my dad said that just to make me feel better
my dad said that just to make me feel better
he said that to make me laugh
he said that because he didn’t want me to be sad
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when your kid slips in the shower and you punch him like he stole your lunch money
he slipped and i hit him like he took my pizza
he fell and i hit him like he broke my phone
he slipped and i gave him a fist full of rage