Jack's Car

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a piece of crap that smells like old socks and looks like it was hit by a truck and then peed on by a dog

My car looks like it was dragged through a mud pit by a goat.

This rusted piece of junk is so broken it can't even start.

I swear this car is about to die and take me with it.

the main hangout spot for all the MILF's in Fresno, where they snack on candy and gossip about their ex-husbands while driving their fancy cars

Every Sunday, I see these ladies in their Range Rovers like they're royalty.

The Milfmobiles roll in like they own the road.

I swear they stop just to take a selfie and judge my car.

a deadly mix of Jack Daniels and lighter fluid that will either make you a legend or a corpse

I drank JCB and now I can see my dog's soul.

That JCB stuff is like a hangover from hell.

I tried JCB once and now I live in a ditch.

when some jerk steals your car with a gun, or when some dude drives around wacking off like it's a job

I got jacked at gunpoint and my car was gone before I could say 'why?'.

This guy was wacking off in his car like he was on a stage.

He drove by me wacking off and I was like, 'bro, what's your problem?'.

when you get a blow job or hand job in a car, usually while someone is driving and it's completely awkward

I got a blowjob in my car and my friend was like, 'what's wrong with you?'

She gave me a hand job while I was driving and I almost crashed.

My car now smells like a sex shop and I don't know why.

when a cop is wacking off in their car while on duty, making everyone in traffic go 'what the hell is happening?'

I saw a cop wacking off in his car and I was like, 'bro, are you serious?'

That cop was so into it, he didn't even notice me.

The cop was wacking off so hard, he almost ran over a kid.