Jackrussel on LSD

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when a tiny gross piece of human trash looks like a jackrussel who just snorted lsd
my cousin’s face at 3 a. m. after eating expired pizza
the guy who tried to flirt with me at the gas station
my dog after he ate my ex's hair
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when a little f***ing monster looks like a jackrussel who just swallowed a whole bottle of lsd
my neighbor’s kid after he drank bleach
my ex’s face when I told her I was getting a divorce
my cat after he ate my brother’s shoes
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when some tiny piece of sh*t looks like a jackrussel on a bender of lsd
my brother after he drank three energy drinks and a bottle of wine
my mom’s face when I told her I was moving out
my dog after he ate my sister’s makeup
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