jackrude

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When the oldest kid in the house acts like they own the planet and everyone else is just there to suffer

Bro, you’re not even cool anymore. You’re just a middle schooler with a bad attitude.

I got a D on my math test because you wouldn’t stop yelling at me about your lunch.

You’re like a human trash can and you’re still trying to be the best.

The kind of rudeness that comes from being the first to get in trouble and never letting anyone forget it

You’re still mad about that time I spilled soda on your homework in 2012.

You called my crush a f***ing meatball in front of the whole class.

You’ve been bullying me since I was in kindergarten and you still think I’m weak.

Rudeness that’s so loud it could wake up the dead and make them curse your name

You yelled at the TV so loud the neighbors called the cops.

You screamed my name in the hallway like I was the one who broke your phone.

You’re so rude you could’ve been the lead actor in a horror movie.

The kind of rudeness that’s like being stuck in a hallway with a screaming, angry, f***ing human being

You were yelling at me for 10 minutes because I wore a hat to school.

You called my friend a f***ing crybaby just because he cried once.

You’re like a human blender and you’re still trying to blend my life.

When the oldest kid in the house acts like they’re the king of the world and everyone else is just there to take orders

You act like you’re the king of the world and I’m just your servant.

You yelled at me for 10 minutes because I forgot to bring you a snack.

You’re so rude you could’ve been the lead actor in a movie about being a f***ing jerk.