Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

People who think about sex more than they think about food or sleep

My neighbor is a jackrabbit. He texts me at 3 a. m. about his new girlfriend.

My cousin is a jackrabbit. He had sex six times yesterday.

My dog is a jackrabbit. He tried to hump my mom’s leg in front of everyone.

2

Getting sex from a jackrabbit is like getting hit by a truck with a broken leg

I dated a jackrabbit. I cried for a week after our first date.

My friend dated a jackrabbit. She now watches Planet Earth every night.

My uncle dated a jackrabbit. He now hates all women.

3

A jackrabbit is someone who’s always trying to get their rocks off, and they never stop

My brother is a jackrabbit. He had sex with his teacher.

My friend is a jackrabbit. He had sex with a goat.

My dog is a jackrabbit. He had sex with my cat.

4

When you fuck like a jackrabbit, you don’t stop until you’re dead

My sister is a jackrabbit. She had sex three times in one day.

My friend is a jackrabbit. He had sex with two girls at the same time.

My dog is a jackrabbit. He had sex with my neighbor’s dog.

5

Dying repetitively is like getting hit by a jackrabbit with a bat

I died five times today. I blame the jackrabbit.

My friend died once. He said it was the jackrabbit.

My dog died twice. He said it was the jackrabbit.

6

A jackrabbit is a young guy who would rather get eaten by a cougar than miss a chance to get laid

My neighbor is a jackrabbit. He got eaten by a cougar.

My cousin is a jackrabbit. He got eaten by two cougars.

My dog is a jackrabbit. He got eaten by a cougar.

7

When you move like a jackrabbit, you’re fast, and you don’t stop

My brother ran like a jackrabbit. He beat me to the store.

My friend sprinted like a jackrabbit. He beat me to the gym.

My dog sprinted like a jackrabbit. He beat me to the park.