Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So hot it could burn your face off and make your brain melt into a puddle of joy!

I walked into the sun and it was Jackqua.

That girl looked at me and I felt like my pants were on fire.

My dog sat in the middle of the road and died from Jackqua.

2

Hot enough to make your skin bubble and your heart do backflips!

My soup was Jackqua and I ate it with my hands.

My crush smiled and I exploded like a firecracker.

The air felt like it had a boner and was trying to punch me.

3

So hot it could make your socks sweat and your toes dance!

My gym teacher yelled at me and I felt Jackqua.

I touched the stove and my hand had a party.

My hair caught fire and it was just getting started.

4

Hot enough to make your nose bleed and your tongue sing!

The sun came out and I got a face-melting burn.

My mom yelled at me and I felt like I was on fire.

I drank a whole bottle of hot sauce and it was Jackqua.

5

So hot it could turn your skin to bacon and your brain to a grilled cheese!

I stepped outside and my face was grilled.

My brother’s nickname is Jackqua and he’s a human toaster.

I ate a burger and it was like a fire festival in my mouth.

6

Hot enough to make your skin pop like a zit and your soul scream!

I touched the grill and my hand had a scream.

My crush looked at me and I got a facepalm burn.

The desert was Jackqua and I walked into it like a fool.