Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you let a pile of crap grow until it’s the size of a mountain and then drop it on someone’s head. Like when your boss lets you mess up for months and then fires you for being a total idiot.

My boss let me sleep through three meetings and then fired me for being lazy.

My sister never said anything about my bad habits until she dumped everything on me at once.

My teacher waited until the end of the year to fail me for missing all the tests.

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2

Feeling like you just got a million bucks in a lottery. Like when you think you’re the luckiest son of a biscuit in the whole wide world.

I got a free pizza and felt like I’d won the lottery.

My dog got into my mom’s cookies and I thought it was the best day ever.

I got promoted and felt like I’d hit the jackpot.

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3

When you say something stupid like ‘Awesome’ or ‘Sweet’ and you’re just trying to sound cool but you’re not.

He said ‘sweet’ when he got a C on his math test.

She said ‘awesome’ when her dog ate her homework.

He said ‘cool’ when his pants fell off at school.

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4

When you mess up and it’s your own fault or someone else’s fault and you get in trouble for it.

I spilled my juice and got in trouble for being clumsy.

My friend broke my phone and I had to pay for it.

My dog ate my homework and I got detention.

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5

When you win the biggest prize in a game, like a million dollars or a free vacation.

I won the grand prize in the raffle and got a free vacation.

My friend won the lottery and got a million dollars.

I got the biggest prize in the game and felt like a king.

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6

When you drink so much you puke like a fountain and your face looks like a toilet.

I drank six sodas and puked all over the floor.

My friend drank too much and looked like a fountain.

I threw up in the trash can and it looked like a volcano.

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7

When you do something stupid with something that wasn’t supposed to be used that way, and someone gets hurt or something breaks.

I used a pencil to stab my brother and broke it.

She used a chair to hit someone and broke it.

He used a spoon to break a window and got in trouble.

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