Jackpot to Piss in

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You're so broke that even a million dollars would just make you yell at the bank.

I saw a $1000 bill and I cried.

My mom said I’d be rich if I won a lottery. I said I’d be rich if I got a job.

I got a $500 check and I spent it on pizza and a new swear word.

You owe so much money that winning the lottery would just make your debt look like a typo.

I won $10,000 and I still had to pay my brother back.

I got a $50,000 check and I used it to buy a new couch and a new curse word.

I won the lottery and now I have to pay my ex back. What even is life?

You're so deep in debt that even a jackpot would just be a temporary fix that makes you yell.

I won $1 million and now I have to pay my credit card. What’s the point?

I saw a $100,000 bill and I got a headache.

I won the lottery and now I have to pay my brother back. I hate life.