Jackpot convention

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When coworkers gather in a bathroom to see who can poop the biggest load, like a messy contest with no rules and plenty of butt jokes.
My boss tried to sneak out but got caught mid-poop by the whole team.
We had to clean the floor after the jackpot champion dropped a mountain of crap.
The new intern tried to join but got scared off by the smell.
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A bunch of office friends taking turns to poop in the same stall, trying to out-shit each other like it’s a game show.
I watched my coworker poop so much he had to use two rolls of toilet paper.
They turned the bathroom into a war zone with giant piles of poop.
The janitor came in and just left in tears.
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When you and your friends take over the bathroom to see who can make the messiest, biggest, and most stinky poop possible.
I came in to find my friend sitting on the floor covered in poop.
They used the sink to wash their hands but still smelled like a trash can.
The jackpot winner had to be carried out by two coworkers.
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