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It's like when you're so happy you want to scream and poop at the same time.
Man, that taco was a jackpot!
Bro, I just got a 100 on my math test, that’s a jackpot!
She said yes to the prom, that was a jackpot!
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The biggest win you can get in a game, like when you’re so rich you can’t even see your own money.
He hit the jackpot and now he’s rich, like, super rich!
That lottery ticket was a jackpot, I'm telling you!
She won the jackpot and now she’s buying a house!
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When you puke so hard it looks like you’re throwing out gold coins and you’re holding your hair back like a beast.
After that keg party, he looked like a jackpot!
She had a jackpot after drinking 10 energy drinks.
He vomited so hard he looked like a jackpot at the end of a movie.
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A tiny cup you keep under your bed to catch all the stuff you spill when you jack off in the morning.
I got a sperm spittoon under my bed, it’s like a jackpot of shame!
That guy’s sperm spittoon is full, like, super full.
He uses a sperm spittoon every day, that’s a jackpot of laziness.
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A guy who shoves coins into his foreskin like he’s trying to be rich and then his partner yanks it back and coins fall out like a slot machine.
He had a jackpot before sex, and it was coins falling out!
That guy’s foreskin is like a slot machine, that’s a jackpot!
He had a jackpot before he even started, like, super early.
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A hot girl who thinks she’s ugly and needs you to tell her she’s hot every single day.
That girl’s a jackpot, I had to tell her I liked her 10 times!
She’s a jackpot, I had to say she was pretty 5 times just to get her to talk to me!
That girl is a jackpot, I had to say I liked her before she’d even talk to me.
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In Canadian jail, a jackpot is when you get a big event, like a riot or someone gets a head injury.
That guy had a jackpot when he got hit in the head with a mop!
They had a jackpot at the jail because someone started a fight!
That prisoner had a jackpot when he got thrown into the wall.