Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you're trying to get off but your butt decides to take a dump on you. Also called 'jackpoop'.

I was about to finish my snack and then I jackpooed.

He was in the middle of a solo and his butt went full-on bathroom.

I tried to get my rocks off, but my butt had other plans.

2

the worst thing that can happen to a guy while he's trying to get his willy hard. Also spelled 'jackpoop'.

I was getting good and then I jackpooed. It was like a disaster.

He was about to climax and then his butt let one go.

I was trying to get my hard on, but my butt had a different idea.

3

when your butt decides to take a leak during a solo. Also known as 'jackpoop'.

I was in the zone and then my butt took a leak.

He was getting good and then his butt let one go.

I was about to finish my solo, but my butt had other plans.

4

when your butt goes full-on bathroom while you're trying to get off. Also called 'jackpoop'.

I was about to finish my solo, but my butt went full-on bathroom.

He was trying to get his rocks off, but his butt had a different plan.

I was in the middle of a solo and my butt started taking a dump.

5

when you're in the middle of a solo and your butt lets one go. Also spelled 'jackpoop'.

I was getting good and then my butt let one go.

He was about to climax and then his butt took a dump.

I was trying to get my rocks off, but my butt had other plans.