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A guy goes behind someone and shoves his junk in while holding his own meat and jacking off with the same hand. It’s like a one-man party and a half.
I saw my uncle do this to my aunt in the garage. He was like, 'This is how it’s done.'
My friend tried to do this at a party and dropped his phone in the toilet. Classic.
He was doing this to his girlfriend while his brother took videos. It was brutal.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy gets behind someone and sticks it in while jacking off with his own hand. It’s like he’s trying to be two people at once and failing.
My cousin did this to his girlfriend at the park. He got distracted and started talking to his mom on the phone.
He did this in the restaurant and spilled soup on the table. It was a disaster.
He did this to his sister in the hallway. The whole school heard it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A guy goes behind someone and stuffs it in while holding his own stuff and jacking off. It’s like he’s trying to make it last but it’s just getting worse.
He did this to his girlfriend while eating pizza. He dropped the crust in the middle of it.
He did this at the gym and the weights fell over. It was chaos.
He did this in the car and the music was so loud, no one heard him.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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