jackplomacy

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Jackplomacy is when you start with a soft insult and then turn it into a full-blown attack. It's like getting a hug and then being tackled by a bull.
Hey man, I heard you said I had a bad haircut... and that my brain was full of lint.
You said I was average... and that my average was lower than a toddler's math score.
I heard you said I was okay... and that okay was the last stop on the bus to nowhere.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jackplomacy is like starting a fight with a smile and ending it with a punch to the face. You're nice, then you're nasty.
You said I was fine... then you said I was fine like a broken toaster.
You called me a friend... then you called me a friend who failed a test on friendship.
You said I was cool... then you said I was cool like a lukewarm cup of coffee.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jackplomacy is when you say something polite and then follow it up with the worst possible insult. It's like getting a compliment and then getting stabbed.
You said I was good... then you said I was good like a good excuse for being bad.
You said I was smart... then you said I was smart like a smart bomb.
You said I was kind... then you said I was kind like a kind of sad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jackplomacy is when you start with a little joke and then turn it into a full-blown insult. It's like a comedy show that ends with you getting fired.
You said I was funny... then you said I was funny like a funny excuse for being tired.
You said I was chill... then you said I was chill like a frozen lake in winter.
You said I was laid-back... then you said I was laid-back like a lazy dog with a broken couch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jackplomacy is when you say something nice and then rip it apart like a magician tearing up a card. It's smooth at first, then it gets wild.
You said I was easy to work with... then you said I was easy to work with like a broken printer.
You said I was reliable... then you said I was reliable like a vending machine that only gives you gum when you're not looking.
You said I was calm... then you said I was calm like a calm storm that forgot how to be calm.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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