jackpine savage

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A jackpine savage is a person from northern Minnesota who lives in a snowstorm and thinks it’s summer. They wear boots in July and carry enough guns to take down a bear and a cop.
My uncle drove through savage territory and got shot by a guy who thought he was stealing his Toyota.
I saw a savage trying to put a broken tractor in his yard and it was still running.
My cousin’s dog ran away and got eaten by a savage who said it was a ‘tax deduction’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A jackpine savage is a redneck from the north. They’re like a hillbilly who thinks they’re a king and doesn’t care if you die.
My friend’s brother got called a savage at the gas station for not knowing what a smartphone was.
A savage tried to buy my mom’s car with a goat and a broken lawnmower.
My neighbor called the police because a savage yelled at him for mowing his lawn.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A jackpine savage is a lumberjack who went feral. They live in the woods, yell at trees, and think bears are their friends.
I saw a savage wrestling a bear in the middle of the road and it was just a Tuesday.
My dad got yelled at by a savage for not wearing a hat.
My friend’s dog ran into a savage’s yard and got chased by a wild goose.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A jackpine savage is a messy, loud, and dumb person who lives in the middle of nowhere. They think their trailer is a mansion and their junk is treasure.
My cousin got lost in savage territory and ended up eating a sandwich made of old tires.
A savage tried to claim my uncle’s house because he thought it was his ‘tax write-off’.
I saw a savage try to start a fire with a broken microwave and it exploded.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A jackpine savage is a Finnish guy who got called a savage because the locals didn’t know what a Finn was and they just hated everyone.
My grandma’s uncle was called a savage because he didn’t know what a clock was.
A savage tried to fight my great-grandpa with a mop and a broken chair.
My cousin’s brother got called a savage at a funeral because he brought a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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