Jackpine

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A person who sits on a couch like it's their last meal, drinks cheap beer like it's liquid gold, and has no idea what ambition is. They don't even have the energy to move to a better couch.
My cousin is a jackpine. He's been on the same couch for 10 years and still hasn't moved.
Jackpine is the reason my brother hasn't left the house since 2018.
I saw a jackpine at the store. He bought a 24-pack and still sat on the floor.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who hangs out with the popular kids but they all hate him. He looks like a sausage, he's single, and he jerks off to posters every night. If he knows you, he'll stalk you like a dog.
That jack is following me everywhere. He even tried to ask me out.
Jack is the reason I changed my route to school.
Jack is at the gas station. He's staring at me like he knows me.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person from the iron range who acts like they're king of the world. They wear boots in July, carry guns like they're going to war, and have no idea what they're doing.
That jackpine was wearing snow boots in the middle of summer.
He had three guns on his belt and still couldn't shoot a target.
That jackpine shot a deer and then left it in the woods.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A redneck from the north. They're loud, messy, and think they're the best thing since sliced bread. See also: hick.
That jackpine threw a trash can out the window.
He yelled at the radio like it owed him money.
Jackpine tried to fix his car with a hammer.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Like a lumberjack, but even more wild. They live in the woods, wear flannel, and sometimes eat squirrels for breakfast.
That jackpine wore a flannel to the grocery store.
He ate a squirrel and still had the bones.
Jackpine tried to start a fire with his bare hands.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A savage who lives in a trailer park and owns 10 acres of junk. They have more cars than sense and think everything is a good idea.
That jackpine had a wrecked car in his yard. It was still running.
He tried to build a house out of old tires.
Jackpine had 12 cars and still couldn't decide which one to drive.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A bad word for Finnish people in Minnesota back in the day. They called them 'jackpine' because they were like the savage version of a Fin.
My grandma was called a jackpine when she came to America.
That jackpine was the first Finnish person to come to the town.
Jackpine was the reason my great-grandpa moved to Minnesota.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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