jackphobia

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When your ex jack says he’s gonna cheat on you and you wanna punch him in the face and die

Jack: I’m gonna cheat on you. You: I’m gonna cheat on you too, and I’m gonna cheat on your brother.

Jack: I’m gonna cheat. Me: I’m gonna kill you.

Jack: I’m gonna cheat. Me: I’m gonna cheat on your dad.

When jack says he’s cheating and you feel like your heart got run over by a truck

Jack: I’m cheating. Me: My heart is broken. My dog is sad.

Jack: I’m cheating. Me: I’m gonna cheat on your mom.

Jack: I’m cheating. Me: I’m gonna cry and eat ice cream.

When jack says he’s cheating and you wanna die because it’s the worst thing ever

Jack: I’m cheating. Me: I’m gonna die. I’m gonna cry. I’m gonna eat all the ice cream.

Jack: I’m cheating. Me: I’m gonna get revenge. I’m gonna cheat on your sister.

Jack: I’m cheating. Me: I’m gonna die. I’m gonna eat pizza.