jackovitch

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a guy who acts like he owns the whole world and also has the brain of a dead squirrel
My math teacher is a jackovitch. He failed me for not knowing what a prime number was.
My brother called my dog a jackovitch because it pooped on the carpet.
My mom said my dad is a jackovitch for eating the last slice of pizza.
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a human version of a rotten egg that also yells at you for no reason
My neighbor is a jackovitch. He yelled at my cat for sitting on his lawn.
My friend’s dad is a jackovitch. He threw a chair at my friend for not doing his homework.
My teacher called me a jackovitch because I spilled juice on her desk.
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a person who has no idea what a good idea is and also thinks they’re the best at everything
My cousin is a jackovitch. He thinks he’s the best at chess even though he lost to my baby sister.
My dad is a jackovitch. He tried to fix the toilet and made it worse.
My brother called my mom a jackovitch for forgetting his birthday.
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a human that makes bad choices and also thinks everyone else is stupid
My friend is a jackovitch. He wore a banana on his head to school and got in trouble.
My mom called my dad a jackovitch for eating the whole cake.
My teacher is a jackovitch. She gave me a D for not writing my name.
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a person who yells a lot and also has the brain of a chicken
My neighbor is a jackovitch. He yelled at my dog for walking on his grass.
My teacher is a jackovitch. She took points from me for talking during math.
My dad is a jackovitch. He tried to fix the TV and broke it.
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a guy who thinks he’s the king of the world and also has the brain of a donkey
My brother is a jackovitch. He threw a tantrum because he didn’t get the last cookie.
My mom called my dad a jackovitch for eating the last piece of cake.
My teacher is a jackovitch. She gave me a bad grade for drawing a funny face on my paper.
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