Jackov Buddy

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When you're so desperate for a hard-on that you're basically begging someone else to cum with you over the phone or text like two lonely worms in a seafood market.

Hey bro, I’m about to explode, you wanna cum together?

I’m sitting here with my pants around my ankles, and you’re still talking to me like I’m normal.

I just got out of the shower and I’m already texting you like I’m on fire.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're so turned on that you're trying to make someone else cum with you over the phone like you're both stuck in a hot dog cooker.

I’m eating a sandwich and I’m already thinking about you.

I just saw a dog and I thought of you.

I’m trying to keep my pants on and I’m failing.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you and another person are both so stiff that you're basically trying to cum over the phone like it's the only way to survive.

I just got out of bed and I'm already texting you like it's a life-or-death situation.

I'm eating cereal and I'm thinking about you like it's my last meal.

I just saw a cat and I thought of you.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're both so horny you're trying to cum together online like you're two drunk teenagers with no idea what they're doing.

I’m watching TV and I’m already texting you like it's a date.

I just got out of the shower and I'm already thinking about you.

I’m eating pizza and I’m cumming with you like it's the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

You're both so hard that you're trying to cum together online like you're two angry squirrels fighting over the last acorn.

I just saw a squirrel and I thought of you.

I’m eating a banana and I’m already cumming with you.

I just got out of bed and I'm already texting you like it's a secret mission.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you and someone else are so turned on that you're cumming together online like you're two raccoons stealing food from a trash can at midnight.

I just saw a raccoon and I thought of you.

I'm eating chicken and I'm cumming with you like it's the best meal ever.

I'm sitting here with my pants around my ankles, and I'm texting you like it's my life.

by Slangipedia 10d ago