Jackophobia

I saw MJ on the street and I screamed like a baby. My face turned red.

At the concert, I hid under my seat like a coward. My friend thought I was having a heart attack.

I watched his music video and I had to leave the room. I was shaking like a leaf.

I saw Jackie talking to another guy and I cried like I lost my dog. I was so sad.

Jackie left for a weekend and I had a panic attack. I texted her 10 times.

When Jackie said she might move away, I threw a shoe at the wall. It broke the wall.

Jack ran at me with a broom like a lunatic. I had to run away.

I saw Jack in the park and I screamed like I saw a ghost. He chased me.

Jack hit me with a broom and I fell over like a pile of bricks.

Jack hit me with a broom and said, 'You're a twit!' I was so embarrassed.

Jack chased me through the park yelling 'I'll get you, you blithering idiot!' I ran like a madman.

I saw Jack in the street and he said, 'You're a complete prat!' I ran away like my pants were on fire.

I got stuck in my jacket and I screamed like a banshee. The zipper was broken.

My jacket zipper broke and I had to rip it off like it was my enemy.

I tried to unzip my jacket and it wouldn't move. I was so angry I threw it at the wall.