jackopalypse

My cousin is a jackopalypse. He wears a sweater every day even when it’s 90 degrees.

I saw a jackopalypse at the mall. He had a sweater on with a shirt. What’s next? A coat?

My teacher said I was a jackopalypse for wearing a sweater to soccer practice.

That jackopalypse walked into my class. He had a sweater on and a beanie. What’s next? A backpack?

My friend’s a jackopalypse. He wears sweaters in the summer like it’s a fashion statement.

I called my dad a jackopalypse because he wore a sweater to the grocery store.

My neighbor is a jackopalypse. He wears sweaters all the time. Even when he’s swimming.

I got called a jackopalypse because I wore a sweater to a party. Everyone laughed.

My brother’s a jackopalypse. He wears sweaters like they’re his best friends.