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fumbling through your keyboard like a drunk raccoon in the middle of the night
I tried to text my mom but my phone was sideways and I had no idea what I was typing.
He typed ‘I love you’ but it came out as ‘I vle u’ and now his ex is confused.
She sent a whole paragraph of gibberish because she was eating fries with one hand and typing with the other.
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typing with one hand while the other is busy doing something stupid
He was typing with his left hand while trying to eat a taco with his right and it was a mess.
She was typing one-handed while trying to balance on a chair and fell over.
He tried to text his crush while juggling three phones and failed spectacularly.
3
typing in the dark with one hand like you’re blind and your fingers are on fire
He typed ‘good night’ but it came out as ‘g00d n1ght’ and his mom was confused.
She sent a message that read ‘I luv u’ but it was actually ‘I lu v u’ and her boyfriend was annoyed.
He tried to type in the dark and sent ‘I’m coming home’ but it was ‘I’m coming h0me’ and his mom was weirded out.
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typing with one hand while the other is doing something that makes no sense
He typed with his right hand while trying to balance a pizza on his left and it fell everywhere.
She was typing with one hand while trying to wave at her friend and it looked like a dance-off.
He was texting while trying to do the chicken dance and it was a mess.
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typing with one hand like you’ve lost the other in a fight
He was typing with one hand while the other was missing and it looked like a war zone.
She sent a message with one hand while the other was stuck in a jar and it was weird.
He was texting with one hand while the other was being used as a weapon in a battle.
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typing with one hand like you’re trying to impress a ghost
He typed with one hand while the other was waving at nothing and it looked like a ghost fight.
She sent a message with one hand while the other was trying to summon a ghost and it was spooky.
He was typing with one hand like he was trying to talk to a ghost and it was confusing.
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