Jackomax

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A stinkin' dead guy who used to go nuts over Rising 4 and Twitter. He's got a huge obsession with monke that makes him look like a total dork.

'Monke is the best thing since sliced bread. You're a basic human being.'

'Rising 4 was perfect. Now it's just a memory. And a bad one.'

'I'm dead. But I still check Twitter. What's next? A ghost following me?'

A corpse who used to be a Rising 4 fanatic and a Twitter twerp. He's obsessed with monke so much it's gross.

'Monke is better than your mom. And your dad. And your dog.'

'I died. But I still tweet. You're not even alive and you're doing it wrong.'

'Rising 4 was the best game. Now I'm just a ghost with a tiny brain.'

A dead guy who used to be a Rising 4 maniac and a Twitter addict. He's obsessed with monke so much it's ridiculous.

'Monke is the only thing that makes sense in this messed-up world.'

'I died, but I still tweet. You're barely alive and you're not even trying.'

'Rising 4 was perfect. Now I'm just a ghost who talks to monkeys.'