Jackology

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The art of jerking off while pretending you're not doing it.
He said he was studying for the test. I saw him under his desk. He was doing Jackology.
She texted me, 'I’m in the library.' I walked in. She was doing Jackology in the back.
He told his mom he was doing homework. His dad walked in and saw him doing Jackology.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The science of getting off while people are looking.
He did Jackology in the grocery store. The cashier saw it. He didn’t care.
She did Jackology on the bus. The whole bus saw it. She didn’t care.
He did Jackology in the church. The priest saw it. He didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The act of giving yourself a hand job while others are busy.
He did Jackology during lunch. The whole cafeteria saw it. He didn’t care.
She did Jackology in class. The teacher saw it. She didn’t care.
He did Jackology on the train. The conductor saw it. He didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you get yourself off while pretending you're doing something else.
He told his friend he was doing his math homework. He was doing Jackology.
She told her mom she was cleaning her room. She was doing Jackology.
He told his dad he was mowing the lawn. He was doing Jackology.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The skill of getting yourself off while people are distracted.
He did Jackology during the movie. No one noticed.
She did Jackology during the concert. No one noticed.
He did Jackology during the game. No one noticed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The habit of getting yourself off while everyone else is busy.
He did Jackology during dinner. No one said anything.
She did Jackology during the meeting. No one said anything.
He did Jackology during the party. No one said anything.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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