Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid flashlight that needs you to shake it like a madman just to get it to work

I shook that thing like it was my last hope and it still flickered like it was high

My brother tried to use it in the dark and it turned on for 2 seconds then died

I swear that thing is more annoying than my math teacher

2

A piece of junk that you have to shake like you're doing a stupid dance just to get it to light up

I shook it so hard my hand started to hurt and it barely lit up

That thing is worse than my cousin's pet goldfish

I used it in the dark and it blinked like it was tired

3

A flashlight so weak you have to shake it like you're trying to wake it up

I shook it like it was my friend and it still barely worked

It was so weak I thought it was going to die on me

That thing is the reason I hate the dark

4

A flashlight that makes you look like a fool every time you use it

I shook it like I was trying to save the world and it barely lit up

My mom saw me using it and laughed at me

That thing is the reason I failed my flashlight test

5

A flashlight that you have to shake like you're trying to get it to do something it doesn't want to do

I shook it so hard it felt like it was going to break

That thing is like my math teacher on a bad day

I used it in the dark and it blinked at me like it was judging me

6

A flashlight that acts like it's too good for you unless you shake it like you're trying to impress it

I shook it like I was trying to win its heart and it still barely worked

That thing is the reason I failed my flashlight test

It blinked at me like it was mad at me