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A lady’s smelly hole for farts and cum
He called her jackolanter in the middle of class
She texted him: 'You're so ugly I could vomit into your jackolanter'
He said her jackolanter smelled like old cheese and regret
jackolanter
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The hole a woman uses to let out all her bad vibes
He said her jackolanter was louder than a jackhammer
She posted on Twitter: 'My ex's jackolanter could wake the dead'
He sent her a DM: 'Your jackolanter is the reason I failed math'
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A woman’s hole for everything bad that happens to her
He said her jackolanter was full of disappointment
She screamed into her jackolanter during a Zoom call
He texted: 'Your jackolanter is cursed'
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Where a woman hides her secrets and her shame
He said her jackolanter was a prison for her soul
She posted: 'My jackolanter is tired of my lies'
He told her: 'Your jackolanter needs a vacation'
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The hole that gets all the bad stuff from a woman’s life
He said her jackolanter was a garbage can for her problems
She told him: 'My jackolanter is full of regret'
He sent her: 'Your jackolanter is leaking sadness'
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Where a woman’s bad luck comes out and screams at you
He said her jackolanter screamed every time she failed
She texted: 'My jackolanter just cursed my dog'
He told her: 'Your jackolanter is louder than your mouth'