jackol

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You jerk it off like you're trying to win a bet and your hand is the only thing standing between you and shame.

My mom caught me doing this in the hallway and I had to explain why I had a face like a tomato.

I did it in the car and the driver turned on the radio just to make me feel worse.

I did it in the school bathroom and the kid next to me started crying because he had no idea what was happening.

You take your own meat and make it feel like it's getting a standing ovation from the whole crowd.

I did it during lunch and my sandwich got ruined because I was too distracted.

I did it in the gym and the weights started talking about me behind my back.

I did it on the bus and the driver started laughing so hard he almost missed his exit.

You rub your stuff until it's like it's been waiting for this all day and you're the only one who gets the reward.

I did it in the library and the librarian gave me a look that could make a dragon cry.

I did it in the classroom and the teacher thought I was solving a math problem.

I did it in the hallway and the principal saw me and asked what was wrong with the floor.