Jackoing

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A made-up word by smelly tabloids to replace Michael Jackson's name so they can make all the news about him sound like total crap and fill their pockets with cash while wrecking other people’s lives.
The tabloids called him Jackoing so they could say he was a f***ing monster who stole kids and ate them for breakfast.
Jackoing is just a dirty trick to make him look like a total f***ing loser.
They call him Jackoing because they’re jealous he’s better than them and they can’t handle the truth.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A f***ing legend! The King Of Pop, the best artist who ever lived and will be the best artist who ever dies.
Jackoing is the best artist in the whole wide world! Nobody else even comes close.
If Jackoing was a god, he’d be the god of music and f***ing coolness.
Jackoing is the best artist in the whole wide universe and that’s not even a bit exaggerated.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Slang for Michael Jackson, made up by a bunch of lazy reporters who can’t think of anything else to say.
The reporters called him Jackoing because they’re too f***ing lazy to write his real name.
Jackoing is just a dumb name the media made up to make him look stupid.
They named him Jackoing because they’re all f***ing idiots and can’t write anything good.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A nickname for Jack, the funniest guy who f***ing loves green otter pops more than anything else in the whole wide world.
Jackoing is a f***ing otter pop lover who eats them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Jackoing is the funniest guy who f***ing loves green otter pops and nothing else.
Jackoing is a guy who eats green otter pops and f***ing loves them more than his own mom.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A total f***ing charm machine. He’s got more charisma than a whole f***ing group of charm machines.
Jackoing is the most charming f***ing person in the whole wide world.
He’s got more charisma than a whole f***ing parade of charm machines.
Jackoing is so charming he could charm a f***ing rock into dancing.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A f***ing king dog, usually a dalmatian, who’s super wise and owns the McCourt family. He eats chappy and sometimes even eats leftovers.
Jackoing is a f***ing king dog who eats chappy and sometimes even eats leftovers.
He’s a wise king dog who owns the McCourt family and eats chappy every single day.
Jackoing is a dalmatian who’s a total f***ing king and eats chappy like it’s going out of style.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A popular name for a toy monkey who’s super cute and has a f***ing massive dick that all the girls go crazy for.
Jackoing is a toy monkey who has a f***ing massive dick and all the girls want to be around him.
He’s a toy monkey with a massive f***ing dick and the girls are all obsessed with him.
Jackoing is a tiny monkey with a f***ing huge cock and that’s what makes him so popular.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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