jackofspades

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The king of cards. He’s got a popsicle so big it’s like he’s eating a whole watermelon.

Jack of Spades just walked in and the whole table shut up.

He’s got a popsicle so big it’s like he’s eating a whole watermelon.

The guy’s got a popsicle, and he’s eating it like it’s his last meal.

The best card in the game. He’s got a popsicle, and he’s eating it like it’s a crime.

Jack of Spades just walked in and the whole table shut up.

He’s eating a popsicle like it’s a crime.

That guy’s got a popsicle and he’s eating it like it’s a crime.

The card that wins every game. He’s got a popsicle and he’s eating it like it’s a trophy.

Jack of Spades walked in and the table was like, 'what is this?'.

He’s eating a popsicle like it’s a trophy.

That card just walked in, and the table was like, 'what is this?'.