Jackoffphilia

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#survivalist #sperm savings #ocean nightmare

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When you keep jerking off so much you’re down to one tiny sperm, and you’re saving it like it’s gold for when you’re stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean and you need protein to survive.

I’ve been jackin’ off so much I’m saving my last sperm for when I’m stranded on a boat with nothing but seaweed and despair.

I’m not even joking, I’m saving my last sperm for when I’m lost at sea and I need protein to not die.

I’ve got one sperm left, and I’m not using it until I’m stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean and I’m eating seaweed for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When you treat your masturbation like a job, using fancy tools or karate moves to make it look like a professional sport.

I’m not just jacking off, I’m doing it like it’s a professional event with a karate move and a special tool.

I have a full routine for my jackoff sessions, like it’s a job with a special tool and a karate move.

I use a karate move and a special tool just to make my jackoff look like it’s a professional sport.

by Slangipedia 10d ago