jackoffasaur

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These annoying guys with big lips and bald heads come back from the dead just to annoy you and have babies like they're on a sugar high!
Your mom just told you she’s spending $10,000 on new windows. BOOOWHOOOP!
Your dad just bought 10 TVs and a disco ball. BOOOWHOOOP!
Your uncle just got a tattoo of a chicken. BOOOWHOOOP!
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They are future humans who love to make everyone’s life a mess, except Cartman, who loves them.
Your teacher is mad because you brought a pet rat to class. BOOOWHOOOP!
Your brother just spilled pizza on the carpet. BOOOWHOOOP!
Your mom just yelled at you for eating all the cookies. BOOOWHOOOP!
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Tiny annoying creatures that make a loud noise and mess everything up on South Park.
Your friend just told you he’s going to fail math. BOOOWHOOOP!
Your dad just bought a pet iguana. BOOOWHOOOP!
Your mom just told you she’s going on a vacation. BOOOWHOOOP!
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Your mom when she’s being a total pain and spends all your money on stupid stuff. BOOOWHOOOP!
Your mom just spent all your allowance on a new phone. BOOOWHOOOP!
Your mom just bought a new car with your money. BOOOWHOOOP!
Your mom just told you she can’t help you because she spent $10,000 on a new house. BOOOWHOOOP!
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