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So good you can’t help but rub one out.
That dog is jackoffable. I saw it and immediately had to take a break from work.
This pizza is jackoffable. I ate it and got a boner.
My ex is jackoffable. I saw her and had to leave the room.
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When something is so hot you can jack off to it, and everyone agrees it’s a damn good look.
That guy is jackoffable. I saw him in the gym and had to hide my phone.
This photo is jackoffable. I showed it to my friend, and he left the room.
My mom is jackoffable. I showed it to my dad, and he flipped out.
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A guy who jacks off. Or a dumbass.
He’s a jackoffable. I saw him in the bathroom and knew he was a dumbass.
She called me a jackoffable. I got mad and told her I’d beat her up.
He’s a jackoffable. I saw him on the bus and knew he was a loser.
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When a guy is jacking off. Or when he’s an idiot.
He’s jackoffable. I saw him in the park and knew he was a jerk.
She said he was jackoffable. I believed her and left the room.
He’s jackoffable. I saw him in class and knew he was a dweeb.
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Rubbing your junk until you come. It’s a bit of a chore.
He was jackoffable. I heard him in the hallway and knew he was a pervert.
She said he was jackoffable. I saw him and knew he was a weirdo.
He was jackoffable. I saw him in the kitchen and knew he was a creep.
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Someone your dad-in-law hates. He probably wants you dead.
He’s jackoffable. My dad-in-law saw him and said he was a waste of time.
She’s jackoffable. My dad-in-law saw her and said she was a disaster.
He’s jackoffable. My dad-in-law saw him and said he was a joke.
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A way to get cancer but also get high. It’s a lose-lose.
He’s jackoffable. He jacks off every day and got cancer.
She’s jackoffable. She jacks off every day and got a sore.
He’s jackoffable. He jacks off every day and got a headache.