Jackoff Shower

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When you're surrounded by people and you just gotta rub one out because the shower is the only thing standing between you and getting caught.
I walked into the gym and immediately ran to the shower. No one saw me. I was lucky.
The party was loud. I needed a break. So I went to the shower and jacked off like it was my job.
I was in the middle of a group chat. I had to go to the shower before I said something stupid.
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When you're with a bunch of people and the only way to keep your dignity is to pretend you're washing your hair while you actually jack off.
I told my friends I was going to the shower. I came back with a smile and a hard-on.
I said I needed a hair wash. I came back with a hard-on and a bad attitude.
I told my boss I was going to the shower. I came back with a hard-on and a new nickname.
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When you're stuck with a crowd and the only thing that can save you is the shower, which you use to hide your biggest secret.
I was stuck with my friends. I went to the shower. I came back like I'd been in a war.
I had to go to the shower before I said something stupid again.
I had to hide in the shower before I got caught doing my thing.
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When you're with a bunch of people and you just gotta go to the shower because you're too embarrassed to jack off in front of them.
I had to go to the shower before I jacked off in front of my friends.
I couldn't stand it anymore. I ran to the shower and finished my business.
I was too embarrassed to jack off in front of my family. So I went to the shower.
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When you're stuck in a group and you use the shower like it's your personal hideout to jack off without getting caught.
I was stuck with my coworkers. I went to the shower and came back like a hero.
I had to go to the shower before I got caught jacking off in front of my boss.
I used the shower like it was my secret room. No one saw me.
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When you're surrounded by people and the only thing that can save you is the shower, which you use to jack off like it's your job.
I was stuck in a group. I went to the shower and came back with a new attitude.
I had to go to the shower before I said something stupid again.
I used the shower like it was my second home. I jacked off like it was my job.
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