Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

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Jackoff Jeff wants em big enough to shade his bald head like a giant umbrella. Big enough to make a fat kid look like a twig. Big enough to fit a whole family in one seat and still have room for snacks.
I need a woman with a derriere that can cover my entire face.
This outfit is so big, it could double as a tent.
She was so big, I had to ask for a second seat just for her thigh.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jeff prefers em so big, they could eat him for breakfast. Big enough to make a buffet out of one person. Big enough to be a full-time job with a side of snacks.
That woman was so big, she had her own zip code.
I tried to hug her, and she hugged me back with a side of meat.
She walked in, and the whole restaurant gasped like they’d seen a ghost.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackoff Jeff likes em so big, they could be a new continent. Big enough to make a mountain look like a hill. Big enough to make a whole gym sweat just by walking by.
She was so big, the elevator started crying.
That woman had a belly that could hold a whole party.
She sat down, and the chair screamed for help.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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