Jackoff idiot

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A human who thinks they're smart but is actually just a meat sack with a bad attitude and no brain.

He tried to fix the internet by unplugging the router and yelling at it.

She said she was a genius and then failed a third-grade math test.

He thinks he’s a king but can’t even tie his own shoes.

A person so clueless they think the moon is a cheese sandwich and also the president of everything.

He tried to be a rockstar by screaming into a toaster.

She believed the sky was made of glitter and also a conspiracy.

He thinks he’s a wizard but can’t even spell wizard.

The worst kind of person who doesn’t know their own name and thinks everyone else is an idiot.

He got lost in a pizza place and asked the cheese if it was alive.

She told her teacher she was a genius and then cried when she got a B.

He tried to be a superhero by wearing socks on his hands and yelling ‘I am the sock of doom!’

A human who’s so dumb they think the sun is just a giant flashlight and also a conspiracy.

He tried to read the newspaper by putting it in a blender.

She thinks the clouds are made of bread and also a secret club.

He tried to build a spaceship out of cereal boxes and duct tape.

A person who’s so idiotic they think they're a god but can’t even do basic math.

He tried to rule the world by drawing a circle in the sand and calling it a kingdom.

She thinks the wind is a ghost and also the president of ghosts.

He said he was a god but couldn’t even count to 10.