Jacknocker

My math teacher is a jacknocker. He can’t even add 2 + 2 without crying.

That movie was a jacknocker. I fell asleep before the credits rolled.

My brother’s idea of a party is a jacknocker. Just him and his video game.

That guy in the restaurant is a jacknocker. He tried to order a pizza and said it was a ‘round sandwich’.

My friend’s pet goldfish is a jacknocker. It won’t eat the algae.

My mom calls my dad a jacknocker every time he forgets to put on socks.

That app is a jacknocker. It crashes every time I open it, and it’s still free.

My cousin’s tattoo is a jacknocker. It looks like a raccoon got into a paint fight.

That concert was a jacknocker. I left before the first song was over.