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A guy and a girl earn cash by shoving their used condom into a meat grinder and selling the pieces as gourmet snacks.
They sold 500 'chewy meat snacks' at the fair. No one asked what they were made of.
The guy got a 100% tip because he ate one in front of the customers.
The girl got a job at the meat shop because she knew the secret recipe.
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A man and a woman make bank by using their old condom as a canvas for a art show and charging people to look at it.
The art show was called 'Love in a Bag' and it was completely gross.
One guy paid $100 to see it in person and got a free bag of chips.
The artist got a standing ovation and a free lunch.
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A guy and a girl get rich by turning their used condom into a treasure map and selling it to kids who think it's real.
The map led to a buried bag of chips. It was worth $500.
The guy got a job as a pirate because he knew how to read the map.
The girl got a scholarship because she drew the map.
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