Jacknipple Cruise

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Drenching your lover’s chest with Jack Daniels and making loud boat sounds in the puddles that form. Best done in belly buttons for extra fun.

I poured Jack on my girlfriend’s chest and yelled 'I’m the captain of this ship!' while she laughed and cried.

My boyfriend poured Jack on my chest and tried to drive a spoon through my belly button like it was the Panama Canal.

At the party, I poured Jack on my date’s chest and made motorboat noises so loud, the cops came.

Soaking your partner’s chest with Jack Daniels and making boat noises in the wet spots. Belly buttons are the ultimate upgrade.

I doused my boyfriend’s chest with Jack and said, 'This is the Titanic, and you’re the iceberg.' He laughed so hard, he spilled his drink.

At the bar, I poured Jack on my date’s chest and tried to row a spoon through her belly button like it was the Nile.

My sister poured Jack on my brother’s chest and made motorboat sounds so loud, the neighbors called the fire department.

Dumping Jack Daniels on your love’s chest and making boat sounds in the wet spots. Belly buttons are the perfect harbor.

I dumped Jack on my girlfriend’s chest and yelled, 'I’m the pirate king!' while she tried to mop it up with her shirt.

At the party, my date poured Jack on my chest and said, 'You’re the ocean, and I’m the boat.' I was too drunk to argue.

My friend poured Jack on my chest and tried to sail a fork through my belly button like it was the Atlantic.