Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re eating some ass and suddenly something crazy comes out of nowhere.

I was eating some ass and my cousin walked in wearing a chicken costume.

I was chomping down and my mom threw a pie in my face.

I was eating some ass and my dog ran in with a dead rat.

2

You’re in the middle of a good time and something ridiculous hits you like a brick.

I was eating some ass and my dad pulled out a saxophone and started playing.

I was eating some ass and my sister yelled, 'I’m pregnant!'

I was eating some ass and my brother came in with a goat.

3

You’re deep in the action and a total mess happens right when you least expect it.

I was eating some ass and my neighbor threw a bucket of spaghetti at me.

I was eating some ass and my friend broke into my house wearing a banana costume.

I was eating some ass and my dog peed on my shoes.

4

You’re in the zone and then something totally insane comes out of nowhere to ruin it.

I was eating some ass and my brother ran in screaming, 'The house is on fire!'

I was eating some ass and my mom yelled, 'I’m getting a divorce!'

I was eating some ass and my dog bit my neighbor.

5

You’re having a good time and then something absolutely absurd happens to you.

I was eating some ass and my dad came in wearing a chicken suit.

I was eating some ass and my sister started singing opera.

I was eating some ass and my neighbor threw a football at my head.

6

You’re in the middle of something good and then something totally ridiculous happens to you.

I was eating some ass and my brother came in with a goat.

I was eating some ass and my mom started dancing in the kitchen.

I was eating some ass and my dog ran in with a dead mouse.